Bill, Hillary and Vice President Gore were on their way back to Washington on Air Force One, when Bill said ” I’d like to drop a $100 bill out of the plane and make one person very happy”. Hillary thought for a moment then replied “I’d rather drop ten, $10 bills out and make ten people very happy”. To which Vice President Gore said ” I would drop a hundred $1 bills out and make a hundred people very happy”. The pilot then spoke up and said ” Why don’t all three of you jump out and make 250 million people very happy?”

Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere. One of the three men says, “I have an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far enough for someone to hear us.” So he leans over the basket and yells out, “Helllloooooo! Where are we?” (They hear the echo several times). 15 minutes later, the men in the balloon hear an echoing voice: “Helllloooooo! You’re lost!!” One of the men says, “That must be a Microsoft service tech!” Puzzled, one of the other men asks, “Why do you say that?” The man replies: “For three reasons: (1) he took a long time to answer, (2) he was absolutely correct, and (3) his answer was absolutely useless.”